Season
Season 1 Episode
- Season 1 The J. Edgar Hoover Pin Story
- Season 1 Sexual Intercom
- Season 1 Whatever Happened to Baby Payne?
- Season 1 Gossip Checks In and a Cat Checks Out
- Season 1 Pacific Ocean Duck
- Season 1 Trouble in Room 206
- Season 1 I Never Forget a Face-Lift
- Season 1 Wedding Fever
- Season 1 Uncle Royal and Aunt Connie
Payne - Season 1 Episode 5 Pacific Ocean Duck
1.00 30 minutes Royal laments the quality of his clientele. He longs to play host to presidents and kings but rather he gets blue collar families and philandering husbands with their mistresses. His ire is piqued when he learns that his competition, the Sand Dune, has received two stars in the Mobile guide while Whispering Pines wasn't even ranked. Royal resolves to put Whispering Pines on the map by adding a ""gourmet night"" to the hotel's attractions. After he accuses the Mobile Guide critic of being a tart and comes to believe that his four-star chef has expired, it begins to look as though success is not on the menu.
